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The nastiest joke ever
06-14-2010, 06:27 AM
Post: #1
The nastiest joke ever
Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be

successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.



One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up

three interviews.



The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was

very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, "Do

you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but

notice that you have no ears," came the reply.

Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of the

office



The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than

the first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice

anything different about me?"

"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."



Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.

The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a

young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was

handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two

put together.



Tony was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same

question:

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact

lenses, don't you?"



Tony was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.



"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,



"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears!!"

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06-24-2010, 05:38 AM
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RE: The nastiest joke ever
Awesome joke man. Why you have only one post here?
I don't have such type of jokes for you all. If you are interested then you can have a look in big head jokes. This is the place which will give you complete humor.

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